"Not Me" Monday...

I did NOT gingerly pick boogers from my baby's nose with my fingernail.

I did NOT call my 7th graders wussies today for being scared to take a test on material we've covered the last three weeks.

I did NOT happily accept two free glasses of wine from my boss at the PTA dinner this weekend.

I did NOT cuss at a van that swerved into my lane driving home from school today.

I did NOT have a substitute say to me, "I don't see how you come back to work everyday"

I did NOT "accidentally" leave Ben's clothes in the dryer for my mom to fold when she came to watch him.

and finally, I did NOT track mud through the downstairs before heading to my parents' this weekend... then leave the house without wiping it up!!